nbchannibal:

Murderers: (✿◡‿◡ฺ)

Murderers that cook: (✿ฺ◕ฺ‿ฺ◡ฺ)

Murderers that cook their victims: (✿ )ノ))。₀: *゚✲ฺβyё βyё✲゚ฺ*:₀

averagefairy:

i literally cannot take people over 30 anymore thinking technology is “sucking the magic out of life” listen grandma i can look up how to say anything in any language in under a second i can see my best friend face to face in real time even though she lives across an ocean i could spend the rest of my life watching different videos of cats and probably never see the same one twice if thats not magical to you WHAT IS  

bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon